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I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
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Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.
FUN FACT:
I’m Pagan
When I was 17 I spent Christmas with my mom and stepdad. They had my three sisters, two stepbrothers and I. My stepbrother has a girlfriend in Vegas despite being from Florida. She got kicked out her dads house and stayed with us
A shit ton of creepy shit started happening and we found out the girlfriends mom had passed recently. We cleansed the house and her ghost disappeared 👀
what does this have to do with me throwing a rock at my friend's head
